mandaplz reblogged your photo: This nail polish makes me feel like a cyborg. you look so tumblr famous-y in this this is all i’ve ever wanted in life.
all i really need in life is to understand how bugs get out from under the containers i trap them in. 1) it is terrifying 2) i want that skill
my official goal for this semester is to see how many students i can get to high-five me on a regular basis.
Anonymous asked: hi paige! um, so my friend and i have been working on this lgbtq marriage equality thing over at facebook. com/thejune1stproject . do you think you could participate/maybe promote it to your followers/subscribers? thank you! (also, i like your hair. and your face.)
i got exactly what i needed this past weekend: a quality cuddle session the bad roommate moving out a sunday spent napping and watching kpop music videos.
sonnetstockmar: a girl who uses the excuse that she’s “going to be made a virginal sacrific” to get laid i keep a plastic white flower in a little box to give the first boy i have sex with so that he will have a momento of that time paige gifted him her innocence.
zoeawesome asked: we could start a e-petition? :P 'save Paige's insanity'
So I have this new roommate and he has hit just about every pet peeve that I have and he put his feet on my pillow and took up the whole fridge for Pete’s sake and I need to tell him to move out but I’m super non-confrontational and I can’t make myself do it. Gah.
elizziebeth replied to your photo: he graduated last semester…so he isn’t a student… YEP GOOD because he plays bass in a band and when i see him around town he is always wearing tight darkwash jeans and a fitted black shirt and it is really nice and he always smiles at me and thai people have the best smiles.
A kid just Facebook chatted me and asked me to bring him a birthday present. Bold. It worked tho. Now I have to think of something fun to give him. I’m leaning towards something ridiculously cheesy with lots of heart stickers.
in response to “what color hair do you want?” one of my students wrote “i want shit hair because it original.” it wasn’t a typo. i checked.